Hello there one and all! Today do I have something for you! You know that so called Recon armor… Morons on Xbox Live say this comment a lot “R3c0Nz iz 4 M1th! bu77 1f 1t w3r3 r3aLz… I c4n h4z R3c0Nz?!?” Yep… People really say that and they ask me… a kid… like I would know anything about Recon… so I say “Dude, just play the game, don’t worry if you get the armor. It’s just a game…” and they respond as “Ur g3s7 J3ll ous d4t u n0 g07z R3c0nz!…ur m0m” and I respond as “Dude, you can’t spell right you have bad punctuation, and your best come back is… ur m0m?” the n00b responds or course as… “ur m0m n00b.” So by that time im thinking is he for real? I mean he’s the n00b and he calls me a n00b… yea and this really happened. So thats what I have to say. So guys and girls, if you want to get Recon armor, here’s what you can do to get it(NO I DON’T HAVE RECON)
1.Don’t Ask
2.Do something cool, funny, etc.
3.Get a funny Kill, Splatter, Stick, Cone Kill, etc.
4.Gets some friends and make a Machinima! Have fun with it
5.Please don’t send bungie an E-Mail saying “1 c4n h4zz R3c0nz?” and then give them your gamer tag, they put you on a list of people who NEVER get recon.
6.Try getting a High Rank, make a montage, do something!